Testicles Mahoney was one of ECWs most hardcore wrestlers in the late 90s. He worked in a time where wrestlers took too many chairshots to the head, which is perhaps why he thought having Balls as a wrestling name was a good idea. Mr. Balls later moved onto WWE, where he mainly competed on the ECW revival show and got to have a relationship with Kelly Kelly for a bit. While the product was edgier at that time, Balls still wasnt safe from being censored. WWE ended up releasing an action figure of him but with the name B. Mahoney in place of Balls on the package. Its for the best, as WWE probably didnt want to promote children playing with Balls.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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