10 New Career Options For CM Punk

2. Pepsi Salesman

Look at CM Punk's left shoulder and what do you see? A giant Pepsi logo, that's what. It's that soft drink that's kind of like Coca Cola, but it's not and evidently Punk is a huge fan of it, even calling one of his earlier finishing moves the Pepsi Plunge. Although it's said that he got the tattoo as a response to Bad Religion guitarist Brian Baker's Coca Cola tattoo, but you have to be a pretty avid fan to get Pepsi inked on your arm. As we all know, Punk knows how to talk and sell. Look at how in demand he made the WWE ice cream bars, so hiring him would be a coup on Pepsi's side. Plus, Punk would have all the free Pepsi that he desired, so it's really a match made in heaven. Punk's popularity and influence would surely make Pepsi sales shoot up and never again would the phrase 'will Pepsi do instead?' be followed by a sigh. So watch out Coca Cola, this could be a very real possibility.
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