10 Nightmares That Could Come True In Vince McMahon's New WWE

7. The Return Of Toilet Humour

Vince Shane McMahon UFC
WWE

Hey, admit it - you've missed jokes about farting, p*ssing, sh*tting and more since McMahon retired in the summer of 2022, haven't you? What's that? You haven't?! It's good sh*t, pal! OK, tongue planted firmly in cheek there, 'cause Triple H's much more serious style (The Miz's "tiny balls" aside) has been a relief after decades of toilet humour.

It's about to come back with a vengeance.

Would anyone reading this really be amazed if Vince did everything in his power to slip a few juvenile wisecracks into promos and storylines on Raw and SmackDown over the next few months. The dude has been out of the game since July, so he's likely to come up with all sorts of "hilarious" lines his wrestlers can use.

Your writer clearly has no proof that this will happen. All he's saying is that he doesn't want any of the blame if Natalya starts breaking wind again, or if GUNTHER ends up in an upturned portable toilet sooner rather than later.

Contributor

Lifelong wrestling, video game, music and sports obsessive who has been writing about his passions since childhood. Jamie started writing for WhatCulture in 2013, and has contributed thousands of articles and YouTube videos since then. He cut his teeth penning published pieces for top UK and European wrestling read Fighting Spirit Magazine (FSM), and also has extensive experience working within the wrestling biz as a manager and commentator for promotions like ICW on WWE Network and WCPW/Defiant since 2010. Further, Jamie also hosted the old Ministry Of Slam podcast, and has interviewed everyone from Steve Austin and Shawn Michaels to Bret Hart and Trish Stratus.