1. Mae's Son
WWE.comMark Henry's gimmick these days is that of a powerhouse, the world's strongest man. His gimmick used be that of sexual chocolate, a played for laughs character who often got into 'hilarious' sexual situations including impregnating the grandmotherly Mae Young who then gave birth to a hand. Yeah you read that right. There was a birth scene and everything. I want to stress to you that this is a thing that happened. That not only did someone write this plot, but someone else gave it the go ahead, that everyone involved agreed to go forward with it and that it actually came to full fruition for our viewing pleasure before a single person in the WWE said "you know what? This is beyond stupid, let's not do this." I have no idea what the creative were smoking when they pulled out this absolute insanity but it must have been something pretty special to come to this idea. They even returned with the gimmick at a later date. You see that picture below this text? That's the son all grown-up. Yep. The bloody, rubber hand that we gleefully got to watch a doctor pretend to remove from this elderly ladies vagina grew up and got a face.
WWE.comThis might be the greatest piece of fiction ever written.