9. The Biscoe's Redneck Kung-Fu
https://twitter.com/tagropemag/status/683934674855542784 Anyone who's seen Ring of Honor knows of the Briscoes. They're what happens if you give the Wyatt Family the super serum they used to create Captain America. The run fast, jump high and kick really, really hard. The second match on the card was a 6-man tag match to crown the inaugural NEVER Openweight 6-Man Tag Team Champions (that's a mouthful of a name), pitting the team of Mark and Jay Briscoe & Toru Yano (his comedy gimmick is 'I want to sell my DVDs') against Bullet Club members Tama Tonga, Bad Luck Fale and Yujiro Takahashi (his gimmick is 'I'm a pimp'). Mark Briscoe in particular was on wince-inducing form with incredibly stiff big boots and stomps to the head that would kill any normal man. Tama Tonga is no normal man, however, and it took a supremely crunchy Doomsday Device to see off the face-painted Tongan. Nasty.