10 OTHER Chris Jericho Dream Matches That Need To Happen

7. Joey Ryan

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Chris Jericho has shown throughout his career that he is just as adept at performing in a comedy role as he is a serious one. With that in mind, no grappler gets as many online chuckles as the King of Dong Style himself, Joey Ryan.

Jericho has a sense of comedic timing that is up there with the greatest funnymen in wrestling history, and there can be little doubt that he’d be able to produce something special with Ryan. The match would obviously centre around Ryan’s schlong and Jericho’s Jim Cornette-like anger at its popularity. It is predictable, but it would be immensely entertaining. As one of the most experienced entertainers in the business, few would be able to match Jericho’s reactions, if faced with Joey Ryan and his notorious form of defensive offence.

This match would be worth viewing for the facial expressions alone.

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