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10 Outcomes If HUGE Wrestling Complaints Were Answered

What IF John Cena had turned heel?

WWE

According to the multiverse theory, there exists a universe comprised of every permutation of reality - one, for example, in which Angelo Dawkins doesn't botch the living sh*t out of that promo.

There's a universe in which WCW still exists, having been purchased by Fusient Ventures. It is basically TNA, only even more incompetent. There's a universe in which NXT never did, but it's OK, because PWG did and they're virtually the same thing. There's a universe in which Vince McMahon is a hippy who tuts whenever people break wind in his presence and doesn't go f*cking ballistic when he gets peckish.

There's a parallel universe in which kids in high school all over North America are going f*cking apesh*t over the 12th consecutive match involving Apollo Crews and the Hurt Business. It's all over the news. The nuclear family, restored, tunes into the USA Network in a landmark broadcast to see if Crews can withstand the Full Lashley (in this universe, it's still called the Full Lashley because Vince McMahon still thinks you'd be thick enough to call him Bobby Nelson otherwise).

Yeah that theory falls apart quite easily.

But, in a parallel universe very close to our own, only with 10 key events altered, we can see what exactly would have happened, had we got what we wanted...

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Former Power Slam Magazine scribe and author of Development Hell: The NXT Story - available NOW on shop.whatculture.com!