10 Really Strange Modern Wrestling Phenomenons
7. The Reemergence Of Bruce Prichard
"Tom Prichard, I'd take a bullet for. Bruce Prichard, I'd put a bullet in." - Mike 'Simon Dean' Bucci
That was the legacy of the former Brother Love after he ended his epic WWE association in 2008; Bucci was not alone in his perception of Prichard as a bullsh*t-spewing yes man. Apocryphally, this apparent compulsion to say yes to even the worst of Vince McMahon's impulses - imagine how bad the sh*t he decides isn't worth airing must be - is what compelled Stephanie McMahon to fire him. Of course, Prichard being Prichard, he'd write this off as "rumour and innuendo". Still, he writes this off in such entertaining fashion that he has, incredibly, become the king of the lucrative podcast game.
Full disclaimer: No, I wasn't there. But to put into perspective Prichard's...unreliable narration, the man refused to concede that there were, at least, racist overtones to a storyline in which Triple H kindly requested that Booker T "do a little dance" for him.
With his tall tales filtered through a bullsh*t detector - which Prichard helpfully telegraphs with his "And again..." tell - the man is great value. Depicting Bob Holly as a Goldberg-esque warlord capable of getting the belt - and beating everybody!; his ironic but no less funny moments of nerd rage at the mere mention of Dave Meltzer's name; chocolate t*tties: Bruce adds funny, fresh and fascinating minutiae to a period of wrestling otherwise cannibalised in this age of nostalgia-driven Network content.