10 Reasons To Believe CM Punk Will Never Return To WWE

1. He's Having Too Much Fun Right Now

What have we heard from CM Punk since January 27? Well, he's been cropping up at pretty much every Chicago Blackhawks game, he's been spotted in the crowd at numerous UFC events, he's been a guest on Talking Dead, and he called someone a c*** on Twitter the other week. That's basically CM Punk in a nutshell, minus the wrestling bit. Given every other reason on this list so far, it's reasonable to assume that this is the perfect lifestyle for the Chicago native, as everywhere he's been has seen him with a beaming smile on his face. Whilst there's little in the way of official interviews, fan meetings, Q&As, or even just WWE-related tweets that aren't thinly-veiled cryptic clues, Punk has been happily out and about just indulging in hobbies that he loves, and who can deny him that? 15 long years in the business creating some of the most exciting television, selling out some of the biggest arenas, and fighting in some of the best matches; it all boils down to the fact that CM Punk has done his time and paid his dues, so that now he can rest and enjoy a healthy retirement from professional wrestling. It's a happy ending to an at-times strained story, and despite all the drama, secrecy, and confusion, Phil Brooks can finally be happy with what he does.
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