10 Reasons Why People Who Hate WWE Hate WWE
9. The Product Is Essentially Cursed
Too often, WWE resembles Rick and Morty's slant on Stephen King's Needful Things - a deeply ironic and downright antagonistic exercise in wish fulfilment.
Fans longed to see Shinsuke Nakamura evolve WWE's in-ring style further, and add a new dimension to the idea of what a WWE Superstar itself represents. Within just six months on the SmackDown brand, his workrate declined within the rote underdog mould. He now exists as a sacrificial lamb slaughtered at the behest of the cynical Jinder Mahal experiment. Fans longed to see The Undertaker ride his hearse into the sunset in order to make way for a new generation of talent. Roman Reigns, the symbol of strife, swung the ax. Fans, for years, longed to see a Cruiserweight division. We received our wish. The action is only nominal, and not at all dissimilar to what is presented on the main roster - only with fewer stars and an utter lack of audience enthusiasm. Fans longed to see Erick Rowan and Luke Harper return to TV. They did so complete with the cheesiest props this side of Rocco the dummy.
WWE recognised the shifting wrestling landscape with NXT. The stars of that show are now dimmer under the bight lights, because a man impervious to change controls the switch.
Fans long for a new WWE, fundamentally. It feels at times as though WWE recognises this - but revels in snatching the prospect away.