10 Ridiculous Decisions That Killed WCW

4. Throwing Money At The Problem

When the WWF began to inch past WCW in the ratings in mid-1998, Bischoff tried a few things to claw back the ascendancy the company had been enjoying. You have to understand that ratings were still pretty damned fantastic at that time: wrestling was in a massive boom period. WWF and WCW€™s war hadn€™t split a niche pro wrestling market in the States, it had swelled that market to huge proportions. But it wasn€™t enough for Bischoff. Aside from giving away Goldberg versus Hogan in July (a tactic that worked for a week €“ it gained them a 6.91 rating, the highest rating since the Monday Night War began), Bischoff€™s main solution to the problem was to throw more money at it, delving into Ted Turner€™s legendarily deep pockets. He€™d arrange for celebrity appearances and musical endorsements, paying through the nose for MTV€™s cross promotion. Megadeth, the Misfits, Master P and the No Limit Soldiers stable he headed, the Insane Clown Posse (who at least were diehard wrestling fans) and, most infamously, Kiss all made appearances on WCW programming. Kiss brought The Demon with them, a new WCW wrestler that was branded for the band, and who they€™d negotiated a big push for€ it didn€™t translate to ratings, though, their August 1999 appearance on Nitro causing a new low in ratings as wrestling fans turned over to a channel where there was wrestling happening. All of this cost the earth, of course. Kiss were paid a cool half million dollars for wasting everyone€™s time, while Master P received a million dollars in one month for appearances on WCW television (to say nothing of the money paid to his henchmen and entourage, the No Limit Soldiers). James Brown netted $25,000 for his brief, unadvertised appearance at Super Brawl 2000 €“ which couldn€™t have pulled in any additional buys, as no one knew he€™d be there. Dennis Rodman was signed for a vast amount of money, and barely showed up. There€™s Jay Leno, Karl Malone. Michael Buffer was allegedly paid between $25,000 and $100,000 to introduce main event matches in his inimitable fashion. Many of the wrestlers on WCW€™s gargantuan roster were paid large guaranteed contracts to barely appear for the company. Lanny Poffo, the Macho Man€™s brother, was paid $150,000 a year and never wrestled for the company. At its height, WCW had over 260 wrestlers on the roster, many signed €“ astonishingly €“ simply to prevent them signing with the WWF, with little to no intention of ever using them. There was no physical way even half of them could appear on WCW television, for a start.
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