10 Strangest Things You Can Currently Buy On WWE Shop

5. Waffle Maker

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Everyone loves waffles. That might not necessarily be entirely true, but I'm happy to wager that every household has at least one waffle-lover living within it.

That doesn't mean that every house owns a waffle maker, far from it. In fact, the humble waffle maker has long been a favourite wedding present bought by those who aren't entirely sure what to get the brave couple. Toasters and kettles are largely ubiquitous these days, so the humble waffle maker has stepped up to the plate.

A whole load of waffling there (chortle, chortle), designed to beat around the bush that is another WWE foray into our kitchens. Why oh why is WWE making championship belt-shaped waffle makers? Who could possibly want their breakfast to be shaped in such a fashion? Okay, maybe once for total novelty, but every morning? Madness, absolute madness.

Not funny madness, either. WWE should stick to the squared circle, especially when taking into account how dire its pro wrestling product has been in recent years. Why waste energy and time in producing waffle makers when you can't produce the stars that your industry so desperately needs?

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Born in the middle of Wales in the middle of the 1980's, John can't quite remember when he started watching wrestling but he has a terrible feeling that Dino Bravo was involved. Now living in Prague, John spends most of his time trying to work out how Tomohiro Ishii still stands upright. His favourite wrestler of all time is Dean Malenko, but really it is Repo Man. He is the author of 'An Illustrated History of Slavic Misery', the best book about the Slavic people that you haven't yet read. You can get that and others from www.poshlostbooks.com.