10 Strangest WWE Merchandise Items People Actually Bought

7. WWF Squirt Heads

WWF Squirt Head Big Boss Man
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Straight away, the regrettable name of this product does nothing for it. 'Squirt Head' sounds like a passive aggressive insult from an episode of Saved By The Bell instead of a hip and happening toy kids of the 1980's would want to run around with.

The idea is solid, and it's easy to envision young wrestling fans being thrilled to buy up anything emblazoned with the image of their favourite WWF Superstars. That doesn't change the fact it's downright odd.

Imagine bringing this to a water fight? Questions about who the weird-looking dude with the hole in his teeth are would surely follow, and that's just The Big Boss Man's toy. Things may be a bit stranger if the Jake Roberts version is used, because his 'Squirt Head' looks more like someone's Geography teacher than a mega-star wrestler.

These toys were popular when they came out, even though they look like terrifying shrunken heads that spit at you.

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