10 Tattoos Wrestlers Totally Regret

7. Brock Lesnar’s Chest Sword

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Well, Christ! There's just no way Brock Lesnar looks in the mirror back in the locker room before shows and thinks that giant sword motif on his chest is a vast improvement to his heavily-muscled frame. The thing...kinda looks like a big ol' penis right in the middle of his torso.

Sorry, but it does.

As the story goes (revealed in Lesnar's 2011 autobiography), Brock got this done shortly after leaving WWE in 2004. He was involved in a legal dispute with Vince McMahon that blocked him from working elsewhere, and the guy felt like WWE's boss had a sword to his throat throughout the legalities.

So, naturally, he had a massive blade inked on his chest and stomach as a show of defiance against WWE might. Unfortunately, this has earned Brock some serious ridicule from fans over the years. Behind his back, obviously! Lesnar has since returned to McMahon's millions, rendering this tatt's meaning defunct.

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