10 Tattoos Wrestlers Totally Regret

Welcome to the midlife crisis portion of this article.

No, Hulk Hogan didn't get "Immortal" splashed across his back and shoulder blades as some tribute to the long-forgotten TNA stable of the same name. He was part of that group at the time, but Hulk had been called 'The Immortal' for a good few decades by that point.

It is a bit coincidental that he chose to get this ink done in 2011, to be fair. Also, the ink is rarely visible because Hogan doesn't have his shirt off much these days; that almost saves it, but...look at the thing. Between the complete lack of shading and the generic, early-2000s font, it's hard to know what's worse here.

This is the kind of tattoo gamers might give Carl Johnson in GTA: San Andreas. Then, after a few minutes of running around staring at it, they'll revisit the shop in Idlewood and get that sucker blasted off. Or, y'know, replaced by one of those sweet spider webs. Ahem.