10 Terrible Wrestling Moves That Have NEVER Looked Good

7. Eddie Kingston's Machine Gun Chops

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The repeated slaps to the chest known as the Machine Gun Chops can't really be classed as a collection of strikes that have never once looked good.

The undisputed king of the rapid chops is obviously the great Kenta Kobashi, with the Japanese star turning bludgeoning his rivals with his many violent slaps into an art form.

Ilja Dragunov and Gunther have both been known to let loose some pretty horrific rapid-fire chops from time to time, too.

But not every wrester has quite been able to unleash a version of these attacks that makes you truly wince in your seat.

As painful as it is to admit, Eddie Kingston's waves of chops in particular rarely ever look like anything more than a dude lightly spanking the pec of his opponent repeatedly. 'The Mad King' may be a master of many strikes, but the Machine Gun Chops just sadly aren't one of them.

That being said, if you need a bloke to rip the skin off a bad'un with just the one single backhand, then the Continental Classic Champion is definitely your man.

 
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