10 Things From WWE's Attitude Era That Need To Return

7. Puppies!

Call it sophomoric if you like, but there's no denying that the overt sexualization of the women's roster quickly the most titillating reason for many young viewers to tune in every Monday night. Remember Sable? REMEMBER?? This doesn't mean every female on the roster needs to wear nothing but flesh-colored pasties or compete in a Bra & Panties match just to keep their spot--in fact, I applaud the WWE for letting their "divas" entertain audiences with their in-ring abilities--but wouldn't it be nice to have both a set of gifted, female wrestlers and another Sable? ...If for no other reason than to hear Jerry Lawler lose his sh*t over boobies. ...But we can ditch the Ho Train. Because that was stupid.