10 Things That Will Happen On Post WrestleMania Raw
9. The Shane McMahon-Authority Fallout
The fate of The Authority is difficult to predict, as it hinges on a virtually unbookable Shane McMahon-Undertaker main event. Each of the potential scenarios carries its own booking headache, but every single one of them ensures one thing: an interminable Stephanie McMahon/Triple-H promo on Raw. If Shane McMahon beats The Undertaker, the opening segment will constitute a long-drawn out send-off for the beaten Authority - though Stephanie will still hog the spotlight. If Shane loses to The Undertaker, then the opening segment will be insufferably longer as the power couple goad the audience incessantly, with Stephanie again hogging the spotlight. The third, most unpalatable - and therefore most likely - outcome is a Shane McMahon swerve that allows The Authority to maintain the status quo. The inevitable result of this is multiple Steph-Hunter promos, in which the crowd are belittled and the roster emasculated. And Stephanie will hog the spotlight.
Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know).
He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.