10 Things That Will Happen On Post WrestleMania Raw
8. Braun Strowman, The Big Show, And A Statue
WWE.comWhen The Big Show buried Hideo Itami and twenty-eight other guys en route to picking up the André the Giant Memorial Battle Royal trophy at WrestleMania 31, it was to the delight of precisely one person in the entire universe: Vince McMahon. There was then the added affront of seeing 'The World's Largest Athlete' mimic the late great French giant's signature pose in front of the statue, in a forced 'WrestleMania Moment' which did little but insult André's legacy. Sadly, 'bigness' is again likely to be the deciding factor in the winner of Dallas' André Battle Royal, and despite some reports suggesting WWE are cooling on an accelerated Braun Strowman push, one look at the, well, brawn of the fella' would dictate he is the likely candidate. The chances of Strowman standing in front of the trophy, arms folded in a gesture of outright mockery aimed in the direction of The Big Show are high, leading to the distressing spectacle of a showdown on Raw and a smashed statuette. Oh, the humanity.
Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know).
He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.
