10 Things That Would Have Happened If Vince Russo Booked Every WWE Era
8. Andre The Giant Would Have Been Repackaged
Vince Russo didn't mess with his top guys; Jeff Jarrett always remained his nut-slapping self. Anybody else, however, was fair game.
Mike Awesome, the man whose signature almost caused a legal headache? The man who got over in ECW as a superheavy cruiserweight, chair-flinging bad ass? Rebrand him as the Fat Chick Thriller. Booker T, the only guy synonymous with WCW who had a personality of note and who wasn't a decrepit has-been? Make him GI Bro, the leader of a faction only fractionally less embarrassing than the Oddities. The futuristic AJ Styles, TNA homegrown star, streets ahead of all but the most legendary of WWE part-time performers? Dress him up as somebody totally past it!
Andre The Giant was a fading force as the WWF expanded onto the national stage - which would have made him ripe for Russo's trademark identity theft.
Because Russo played it mostly for laughs, and couldn't book a finish to save his life, he didn't really get the over the top, carny bombast of traditional wrestling. He was a cable TV junkie in a booker's body, which might explain why Mike Sanders was introduced in mid-2000 as 'Above Average' Mike Sanders.
What would he have relabelled the Giant - Pretty Tall Dre?