10 Things TNA Wants You To Forget About Abyss

8. The Alleged Mystery of Joseph Park https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fy-QgF9V4o Abyss had been missing from TNA for several months when a Penn Jillette-looking doofus named Joseph Park showed up claiming to his brother. In an attempt to learn more about his missing sibling, Joseph would become a wrestler himself, because of course that happened. He was normally clumsy, but he'd occasionally "snap" and wrestle exactly like his identical brother. Hmmmmm. The Joseph Park character itself was great, and Abyss did a fantastic job of portraying him, but TNA almost immediately began insulting the fans' intelligence by dropping "hints" about multiple personalities.Despite the reveal that Joseph and Abyss were ONE AND THE SAME being the exact opposite of shocking, TNA somehow saw fit to drag this "mystery" out for two full years. Miraculously, in that time, no one ever thought to pull off Park's trademark track suit jacket and see if he had Abyss' tattoos.