10 Things Vince McMahon Has In Common With A Small Child
6. He Has A Puerile Sense Of Humour
Kids don't have a sophisticated sense of humour.
All a children's entertainer needs to do is make some stupid bastard noise and make their eyes go funny, and a kid will pop. Parents hold more fear in the hearts of Blippi or Mr. Tumble than they do of the Fiend. Then again, the Fiend is about as intimidating as the Miz.
Bodily functions are also amusing to the average bairn. They also, when pushing boundaries, derive much amusement from calling their guardians silly insults like "stupid head".
It has been revealed, by Bruce Prichard amongst several others, that Vince thinks there is nothing funnier than somebody stepping in dog sh*t. He also used to piss himself laughing when, booking storylines at his mansion in the glory days, he threw somebody in a pool.
This is also very apparent by the worst of WWE's onscreen product.
The Rock once hit the British Bulldog with a Rock Bottom onto a tray of dog sh*t. Natalya used to have a major issue with flatulence. The 24/7 division was dedicated to atrocious physical comedy.
Have you ever heard Vince McMahon call the Godwinns slopping Sunny?
Vince sounds like he's in the vinegar strokes, that's how much of a laugh he thinks it is.