10 Things Vince McMahon Has In Common With A Small Child
5. He Can Be Awful To His Family
Kids are wildly emotional creatures who haven't yet learned how to behave appropriately. The job of the parent is prepare the child for this evetually happening.
A child is not expected to conduct themselves properly. They're going to run away in a supermarket. They're going to express boredom when they're in church. They're going to make you wish you were doing literally anything else, even watching every Performance Center Raw back-to-back, if you sit near them on a plane.
They're also going to say that they hate you if you dare to prevent them from playing a game if they misbehave. They'll cry unfair and say that they prefer the guardian who hasn't punished them. They'll throw a massive tantrum and call you worse than sh*t.
That is because they are very young.
Vince McMahon will - if the more cynical rumour and innuendo is to be believed - demote his own flesh and blood if they fail a task that they were never going to succeed at. NXT was never beating AEW - it existed only to chip away at its viewership - but Vince appeared to punish his son-in-law at the time by playing IRL Splatoon over Paul's beloved dank pit on Tuesday nights.