10 Things We Can Expect Under President Rock In 2020

by John Bills

1. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU EXPECT

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Low-hanging fruit my friends, low-hanging fruit.

The Rock is a hard taskmaster, you can be sure of that. He will ask questions of Congress that others were too scared to ask, follow up on inquiries with deeper investigations, and do all he can to root out the evils that plague society today. The Rock may even ask what you think about all of this, and if you even bother to answer that question you simply haven't been paying attention.

Because it doesn't matter what you think.

Will The Rock run for US President in 2020? Who knows? The dust hasn't even begun to settle on the immensely depressing 2016 election, so let's have a rest before hyping the next one. Still, there's a lot of good in thinking of a world with 2016's official Sexiest Man Alive as President of the USA.

The People's President, indeed.

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Born in the middle of Wales in the middle of the 1980's, John can't quite remember when he started watching wrestling but he has a terrible feeling that Dino Bravo was involved. Now living in Prague, John spends most of his time trying to work out how Tomohiro Ishii still stands upright. His favourite wrestler of all time is Dean Malenko, but really it is Repo Man. He is the author of 'An Illustrated History of Slavic Misery', the best book about the Slavic people that you haven't yet read. You can get that and others from www.poshlostbooks.com.