10 Things We Can Expect Under President Rock In 2020

2. He Would Be The People's President

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Isn't this all that the people have ever wanted? Politics has a tendency to alienate individuals, to intimidate them into feeling stupid and useless. The men and women who sit at the top of that pile are double-talking millionaires waiting to be billionaires, selling lies in order to improve their own personal positions.

There simply hasn't been a President for the people in the longest time. Barack Obama gave the impression of being a people's President, but his eight year term led to greater inequality, the removal of Habeas Corpus, and more hawkish foreign policy. The man chose Joe Biden as his vice after all. Joe freakin' Biden.

The Rock would well and truly be The People's President. You may think they are just catchphrases, but you can guarantee that Rock would be up at 4am making sure that the USA became the most electrifying country on the planet, on his way to becoming The Most Electrifying President in United States History.

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