10 Things We Can Expect Under President Rock In 2020
10. The Greatest Inauguration Speech Of All Time
First things first, if Rocky were to win the election in 2020 you can guarantee that his inauguration speech would be one for the ages. Usually the winning speech is full of gratitude to the loser, slightly awkward claims of optimism and hope, and a promise to do what they claimed they were going to do all along.
This always seems a little strange. Sure, one must display humility and respect, but if you've just won the most coveted popularity contest on the planet then a little excitement and pizzazz is needed, right?
The Rock is pretty much the dictionary definition of 'excitement and pizzazz'. An absolute master at public-speaking, The Rock has vast experience of using words alone to inspire hope and belief in thousands of people, one of the unspoken musts of any US President.
Heck, his conciliatory speech would be pretty excellent, so win or lose a Rock 2020 campaign guarantees us some glorious speeches.