10 Things We Can Expect Under President Rock In 2020

9. A Far Healthier Populace

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More than one-third of adult Americans are thought to be obese, with two-thirds in total overweight. These statistics should always be taken with a pinch of salt, but despite increased education and awareness it does seem as though the world is gradually moving in a less healthy direction.

Not so The Rock. If you follow The Great One on Instagram (70.5 million already do) you'll be well aware of how disciplined Rocky is when it comes to making sure he makes it to the gym, with plenty of shots of alarm clocks and early morning workouts.

If the most sought-after actor in Hollywood can keep a decent gym schedule, the ordinary certainly can. As President, Rock would surely put his all into inspiring and encouraging healthier lifestyles, and sales of his Rock Clock would go through the roof.

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