10 Things We Can Expect Under President Rock In 2020

5. Clear And Well-Defined Professional Roles

The Rock Portrait
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Millennials have a problem, and yes it is one that can be prefaced by the descriptor 'First World'. Folk born in the 1980s and beyond have been brought up to believe that they can be whatever they want if they work hard enough, to believe deeply in a true meritocracy. This is nonsense of course, as an individual's possibilities are limited by economics and geography.

But still, we believe we can be what we want and as such we have no idea what role we play in the modern world. This is yet another issue that can be solved by following the wise words of the artist formerly known as Rocky Maivia.

As president, The Rock would encourage Millennials to know their roles and subsequently shut their mouths. The punishment for those that refuse to know their role? It may well result in objects being turned sideways and stuck directly up a candy ass.

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