10 Things We Can Expect Under President Rock In 2020

4. A New Approach To State Of The Union Addresses

The Rock has made a number of returns to the WWE over the past few years, but he has kept away enough in person to keep those returns special. He hasn't been afraid to interact and acknowledge the WWE Universe via satellite, and whilst this has been something of a target for naysayers like John Cena and CM Punk there could actually be a lot to be said for this move.

By keeping his personal appearances to a minimum, Rocky keeps his approval ratings high within the WWE Universe. US Presidents seem to have an eternal struggle with these ratings, something that Rocky would avoid by only showing up when it was truly necessary.

Everything else can be accomplished via satellite after all.

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