10 Things WWE Regrets About The Royal Rumble
7. Evidence Of Bullying And Spite, Various
With new competition in the form of All Elite Wrestling, WWE's thick and rancid travel brochure is coming back to haunt them.
For well over a decade, the inherently toxic company luxuriated in this monopoly. Once dominated by the earnest, genuine good guy that was Bruno Sammartino, WWE mutated into a full-scale heel territory as the 21st century took shape. Virtually every performer that is not an eight foot tall freak show probably hesitates before signing across the dotted line, pausing to think: There's a very good chance they're going to f*ck me, isn't there?
There's probably a good chance that, if I don't immediately grasp rules that change from second to second, my chest is going to get lacerated, like Daniel Puder. There's a good chance that a morbidly obese man might just simulate rape on my person, like Matt Hardy in 2006.
Well pal, be grateful! You're not getting any at home now that Lita left ya, hahahahaha!
There's probably a good chance that, like Daniel Bryan, even if I work really hard to become an undeniably popular megastar, Vince will deny me, and push somebody really unpopular in my place!