10 Things WWE Regrets About The Royal Rumble
4. Buyer's Remorse
"Eddie's dead. Right before 'Mania, too. Typical! Who plays his ghost?"
"That's insensitive, Vince."
"Damnit, you're right. Have Randy say he's in hell, and have Rey Mysterio effectively inhabit his body for a few months."
"That's better."
The ballad of Rey Mysterio, 2006, painted WWE as a ruthlessly disgusting conglomerate that used a death - a death they were arguably complicit in - as sweet sweet hot hot heat. The beneficiary of the push, Rey Mysterio, won that year's Royal Rumble match after entering at #2 in a spot of poor luck Michael Cole optimistically suggested was the work of that posthumous prankster, the deceased Eddie Guerrero, for f*ck's f*cking sake.
Rey won the big one at WrestleMania 22: Big Time, following which Vince demonstrably regretted the whole affair. Were all those countless, humiliating defeats - at the hands of Mark Henry (05:18), The Great Khali (03:29), Finlay (06:00) - manifestations of McMahon's internal guilt over exploiting Eddie's death, or did he really just not want this tiny Cruiserweight to go over? At all?