10 Things WWE Wants You To Forget About CM Punk

10. Triple H Thinks Punk Is A "Skinny Fat Ass"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87Bt2Ahg8gA "I gotta tell ya, I've got a really massive ego. And right now, that massive ego is telling me to slap every one of those little silly rotten ass tattoos off your skinny fat ass." - Triple H to CM Punk on Raw A skinny fat ass? A lot of wrestling fans let out a big "huh" when we heard that one. Apparently that's a form of trash talk in Triple H's world. Here's a definition from UrbanDictionary: "A person who is not overweight and have skinny look but still have a high fat percentage and low muscular mass. Usually those people have a low caloric diet, that's why they are skinny, but are not involved in any sports activities or trainings and that's why they don't have any muscle. Since between the bone and the skin those people only have fat, the skin can be deformed easily because the skin layer is located on an unstable matter (fat)." In other words, Punk is a guy that is in shape although since he doesn't have ripped muscles he's considered "skinny fat." During some of the promo battles with Hunter and Punk, they liked to point out that Punk wasn't ripped. Should it matter? No. The guy never tired in the ring and had great matches. That's all that should matter. Their rivalry in 2011 wasn't a face vs. heel thing. Hunter probably should have turned heel, but he stayed in the babyface role and for some reason it led to Kevin Nash of all people being used in the angle. It was a huge misstep that took place right after Punk was at his hottest at Money in the Bank 2011. At least Triple H got to use his "skinny fat ass" line on television. It was probably a big moment for him.
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