The story between Kane and Lita in 2004 was one of the most awkward things in wrestling history. Here's how Lita explained the whole thing during her Hall of Fame speech:
"Kane comes to me and says he's going to beat up my boyfriend unless I don't carry the seed of his demon spawn. Then he proceeds to beat up my boyfriend while I do carry his demon spawn, kidnaps me and puts me in the boiler room."
(She didn't say Matt Hardy's name, by the way). In other words, she didn't want to have sex with Kane and she only did it to prevent him from beating up Matt Hardy. It's not like WWE openly said that Kane raped her or anything like that, but that's certainly what was insinuated by this angle. She also had to marry Kane because he beat Matt Hardy in a match, since apparently the WWE writers think that it's a legal stipulation to lead to marriage. Only in wrestling, folks.
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