10 Things WWE Wants You To Forget About Maryse
And it's not that she's married to The Miz.
On the post-WrestleMania Raw, there was one woman everybody in attendance hoped would appear. And after much anticipation, she did not disappoint.
What's that...Bayley? Mais non, Maryse, bien sûr!
As WWE heralds in the 'new' Women's Championship era, what better way to mark it than leave 'The Doctor of Huganomics' in development whilst welcoming The Mizs' belle back to the fold? She was once a record-holding Divas champ, you know?
Yes, in a move designed to kick-start a new series of Total Divas, Maryse is back! Alongside the adorable Renee Young and pretend evil Russian Lana, 'the French Phenom' will be at the forefront of a show which at one point had seemed destined to mercifully die. Instead, it's set to cling on to life like an irritating little housefly you thought had finally succumbed to a slipper, and will inevitably continue to pollute the main product in the process. Total Divas Revolution!
As their new face of TV disgrace, WWE no doubt would prefer we forget one or two things about Mrs. Mizanin. But we haven't, and we're not going to, and we're going to remind everybody of them. That'll teach them for not giving us Bayley.
10. She Was In Sharknado 3
This may rank as one thing Maryse wants us to forget about Maryse, let alone WWE.
Although her appearance in Sharknado 3 does elevate her Hollywood credits above those of her 'A-List' husband The Miz, it doesn't exactly imbue her with dignity. In a nutshell, Sharknado is a movie about a tornado of sharks.
Try to imagine how far you can stretch out that concept to fill a feature-length movie. Now try to imagine doing that twice more. That gives a pretty good estimation of the quality of Sharknado 3.
Taking the memorable role of Park Police Guard #2, Maryse utters the immortal line "You need to go back away!", as a fervent Ian Ziering tries to run straight into the White House. WWE writers looked on jealously.
And that's probably precisely the reason WWE want us to forget Maryse was in this flick; despite being the most atrocious meteorological shark-based movie imaginable, it is still better than the dross WWE Films serve up as vehicles for their stars. Oh, Chris Jericho was in it too. He gets eaten by a shark. Shame it wasn't a lion.