10 Times Really Weird S*it Happened At WrestleMania

5. That One Time Big Show Wore A Thong

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Somewhere, once upon a time, Vince McMahon apparently got drunk out of his mind. How do we know this? Because at WrestleMania 21 in Los Angeles he green-lit a one-minute sumo exhibition that made the Big Show look like the biggest chump in human history.

It couldn't really have been worse for Mr. Wight. He went out there in a kimono he should never have removed, revealing the the sight of him bedecked in a mawashi, to everybody's eternal despair. He slapped Akebono around a little bit in a scene that more closely resembled a cat fight on the Jeremy Kyle show. Finally he got dumped out of the ring on his ass and was left rolling around like a big baby.

Lord knows why anyone should've been surprised. Show might be big but Akebono outweighed him by something like 100lbs. Force = mass x times acceleration. It's science Mr. Wight.

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