10 Times Roman Reigns Was A Dick In 2016
4. Getting Literally More Opportunities Than Anyone In The History Of The World Ever
Like, real talk, though, Dude started 2016 as WWE World Heavyweight champion, lost it, got another shot, won it again, lost it, got suspended, came back, got shoehorned straight into the US title picture, won it, then got shoehorned into the Universal Title picture while still holding the US title. Whichever way you roast it, Reigns has been grabbing brass rings with a crane all year long.
Call this jealousy, call it bitterness, maybe it's a combination of both, but the facts speak for themselves. Bulldozing into every title picture available, buggering it up and then steaming straight on in again. Roman, whichever way you cut it, you've been a right old dick in 2016. Maybe 2017 is finally the year he'll turn over a new, dick-free leaf...