10 Times Vince McMahon Loved Big Sweaty Men
4. Brakkus
"Sheer unadulterated brawn is enough to get a guy over, isn't it?"
"The rest of the world loves big, sweaty men as much as I do, right?"
Does Vince McMahon ask these questions every time he's presented with a meat-head with an immaculate physique but no actual wrestling talent? It appears so...
Achim 'Brakkus' Albrecht is yet another example of Vince McMahon loving a big sweaty man for his look alone before realising his mistake and trying to cover for it. Brakkus was farmed out to ECW after his initial 1996 run came to nothing. The fact he was used at all proved Vince had more than a soft spot for his manly lumps.
After a year in the land of the extreme he came back with chainmail but without a defined gimmick, charisma or talent between the ropes. Imagine another profession where somebody falls so short in so many areas but still make it to the dance.
A man that never should have been anywhere near WWE made it there twice due to nothing else but muscle and glistening sweat... Vince McMahon, in the words of Marty Scurll, you're a f*****g numpty!