10 Times Vince McMahon Was The World's Strangest Boss

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Corporate World: Make your product distinct and memorable to stand out from the competition. Vince World: People love penises; comically big penises. It has been said that Vince McMahon would rather make a dollar off his own idea than a million dollars off someone else's idea. The problem is sometimes McMahon's ideas are very confusing and kind of gross. When a producer has very deep pockets it's often difficult to corral their ideas in, but as a producer on the Kane horror vehicle "See No Evil", Vince's ideas needed to be put down. During production of the film, WWE Creative Dan Madigan got a flustered call from director Gregory Dark. According to Madigan, Dark complained that Vince was insisting on including a scene where Kane's serial killer character takes out his penis, which is three foot long. He goes, €œYes, Vince wants Kane€™s penis to be three feet long, and none of the producers are saying anything about it.€ For the record, the 3ft phallus never made it to the screen, but Vince make Glenn Jacobs wear his tights to the premiere for some reason. In retrospect, Vince isn't the only idiotic one on that project, because Madigan himself said of the huge hammer idea, "In the right movie, that€™s genius, that€™s absolutely brilliant" Yes, a yard long member, the definition of brilliance.
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