10 Times Vince McMahon Was Too Obsessed With Sex
3. Linda
A tale of two Vinces here, with the weird undulations of his affection for his own wife being spat out on separate editions of Raw spread over three years.
The first came following his humbling defeat to The Rock at King Of The Ring 2000. By looking at the lights, he'd lost Triple H's WWE Championship to 'The Great One', but the whole thing supposedly gave him an epiphany.
He realised in that moment that the source of wife Linda's rage with him wasn't because he was a complete c*nt (your writer's words, not quite Vince's), but because she wanted another child!
Coining a phrase Jerry Lalwer would p*ss himself over for years afterwards, he wailed; “Linda, if you want another baby, I’m your genetic jackhammer. Linda, daddy’s coming home!”
Don't let the imagery put you off your food - it obviously didn't last. McMahon was back on television by the end of the year and soon to start his aforementioned affair with Trish Stratus, resulting in ups and downs of a different kind for husband and wife in the years that followed. All the way to 2003 in fact, when McMahon - christ alf*ckingmighty - invited Eric Bischoff into their home to kiss her against her will as a revenge attack for the behaviour of the children they'd already had that "came out of her demon infested womb".
How could he talk to a member of his family like that?! Or should that be "members"...