10 Times WWE Characters Had Sexual Awakenings

7. The Cure For The Common Labia-gytis

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Candice Michelle was clearly hired as a result of her buxom eye candy appeal - but it took the unadulterated sex appeal of a certain Genetic Jackhammer to really loosen her goose.

McMahon took a liking to Candice and naturally scripted her to get off with him in a series of backstage skits in 2006. Rank and ultra-creepy manipulation was allied with nonchalant blasphemy, for McMahon was prone at the time to comparing himself to God during his feud with the born again Shawn Michaels. McMahon used these powers to heal Michelle of various made up ailments.

Michelle had a chest cold. In order for McMahon to heal her, he had to seize her breasts and shout histrionically like a coked-up traiteur. "Heal! Heal this woman's breasts! Heal this woman's voluptuous breasts!" he roared, as Michelle went mad in a conniption fit of arousal. It's fun to look back on this now, in a sort of "LOL Vince" way. Isn't he mental, that sort of thing. But it's truly eyebrow-raising stuff.

Michelle also had an irritating case of "labia-gytis," which some creative staffer pitched as a means of getting into Vince's ear. Jensen Karp was employed by WWE between six-seven months. During that time, he at least identified WWE's core audience: Vince McMahon.

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