10 Times WWE Didn’t Learn Their Lesson
1. The Art Donovan Debacle
King Of The Ring 1994 was co-commentated by Art Donovan - an American football player of such standing that he entered the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1968.
The decision to draft him into the Titan fold was mystifying. Not only did he not hold the faintest clue about wrestling's inner workings, he exposed them entirely in a riotous exhibition of total, utter bewilderment. To be fair to the man, he did try to learn on the job, asking a constant stream of unwelcome questions. Those questions, however, didn't so much peel back the curtain as rip it clean off the rail.
"Did that really hurt him?" he would ask, as he took in the action. Upon first viewing the business-attired IRS, he wondered aloud if he was even a wrestler. Most infamously, he constantly enquired about the weights of certain (read: all) wrestlers on the card, as if he was genuinely concerned for those at a disadvantage. He wasn't just unprepared - he hadn't even been smartened up.
You'd think, then, that WWE would refrain from hiring someone with a similar lack (read: none) of experience. You'd be wrong. In 2008, the company hired another former football player with no grasp of the product: Mike Adamle. He wasn't as catastrophically bad as Donovan. But he was bad.
Like Donovan, Adamle had a tenuous grasp on physiology. "John Cena has a severely herniated disc in his necks."