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3. Lance Storm Is Henry Rollins

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Sharing both bone structure and a certain, social insensitivity, Lance Storm and Henry Rollins were also deathly serious in approach to their respective art forms.

Brian Christopher died under deeply tragic circumstances last year. Storm led the tributes by putting over Christopher's ability to both get over in the most competitive era of North American pro wrestling history, and to put smiles on the faces of us all, even when he himself was struggling with a life-long inner turmoil. To be serious for a moment, Storm didn't do that, but instead marvelled out loud at the coincidence that was him debuting in the WWF on the day of Christopher's firing, and leaving on the day Christopher returned. Storm used the word "amazing" in his tweet. Amazing comedy midcard wrestler?

No, "coincidence"!

More personality quirk than anything malicious - look up Sabu's tribute, for evidence of that (and exquisitely sh*t writing) - that is more than can be said for his doppelgänger's views on the subject. "F*ck suicide," Henry Rollins wrote in the wake of Robin Williams' death. "When someone negates their existence, they cancel themselves in my mind. I no longer take this person seriously."

F*ckin' yikes, that is awful. Storm was Kay Powell compared to this guy, who once said of potential mates "Go be fat on your own time."

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