10 Unbelievable Wrestling Fan Theories
9. The Lore Of Lilly
Certain pockets of wrestling fans twists themselves into knots speculating about the whereabouts of the spirit of Sister Abigail.
Is the ghost inhabiting Alexa Bliss? What is the relationship between Abigail and Lilly? Isn't Sister Abigail Bray Wyatt himself, in a dress with a lisp? Or perhaps Sister Abigail is inhabiting Alexa, since Bray Wyatt used her to tempt Braun Strowman under the veil in the Swamp Fight. Then what is Abby The Witch? Hang on: isn't Sister Abigail f*cking dead?
Didn't Randy Orton kill her for a second time? Why does it take a million finishers to kill the Fiend in one match, then just the one in another? Is it because the new mask has a nose? What is the source of Lilly's power?
The denizens of Reddit and Twitter are adamant that there is some connection to be made somewhere, likely because they are lunatics with little better to do. Helpfully, on last week's RAW, WWE revealed everything to be bullsh*t that is made up as they go along.
You see, Lilly has always been there, even when Alexa was a small child. She's a small child now, of course, in order to make very weird men horny, but you get the idea.
Where was Lilly when Alexa Bliss was, for example, befriending Nikki Cross and cosplaying as Buzz Lightyear? Did "She" just like Nikki, and think "Hmmm not too evil this, but let's see how it all plays out?
Lilly didn't exist last month.
Because they make this sh*t up - and brother, it is sh*t, all the way up to the taps - as they go along.