10 Very Bad WWE Ideas That Only Lasted 1 Day
5. Paul & Katie Burchill Are Definitely Siblings Having Sex
What the f*ck is wrong with gross old billionaires, man?
Well, lots. It's how they become gross old billionaires, but what's specifically wrong with the leaf-crushing rags-to-grass-touching riches story known as Vince McMahon's weird weird life?
The long-held company maxim that the Chairman wouldn't ask anything of his talent that he wouldn't be prepared to do himself was absolutely true when it came to incest, the dirty old b*llocks. But when Shane and Stephanie both said no to various intra-McMahon rutting pitches, he briefly got his family-f*cking jollies out with with the implied relationship between newcomers Paul and Katie Lee Burchill.
The pair rocked up on a February 2008 Raw with all too much stroking and "what my sister wants, she gets" with the overt implication being that she wants and gets her brother's penis.
Implication's generous, really. Even somebody within WWE must have agreed. A move towards a PG rating around this time axed the gratuitous stuff from the off, before any notion of a sexual relationship was dropped faster than any mentions that one of them once happened to be a f*cking pirate.