10 Ways WWE Will Mess Up Seemingly Perfect Gimmicks
2. Chad Gable - Legit Grappler Moans Before Being Fed To The Big Boys
Yes, that is correct: Chad Gable.
Not Shorty G, not Little Tiny Peepants, but Chad Gable.
Rejoice the world over, a sensible decision has been made at Titan Towers! Now they can disappoint us all over again. An astonishing wrestler with enough charisma to get by, but he's a very small little man, don't you know?
American Alpha was an electric tag team. When they split, it looked like Gable was nailed on to be the Michaels of the pair, but it wasn't to be. In a possibly fortunate twist for Chad, it was Jason Jordan who ended up as Kurt Angle's son, in a choice that can only be described as a ludicrous oversight. Still, Gable somehow ended up with something much worse.
The legit Olympian - Gable competing at the 2012 Summer Olympics - has only just got himself back from the debacle that was Shorty G, so history is not on his side here.
What's next? In my pessimistic opinion, another joke, whiny heel faction to be thrown to those bigger, 'manlier' wolves in the locker room. The Gable Stable? Knights of the Round Gable? Laying Some Gable? I might have talked myself into this one... The Roode, The Chad, And The Ugly?