10 Weirdest WWE Matches Ever

5. The Bushwhackers & Men On A Mission Vs. Bam Bam Bigelow & Bastion Booger & The Headshrinkers (Survivor Series 1993)

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On this evidence, you'd be forgiven for thinking that, outside of Bobby Heenan, the WWF only discovered comedy during the Attitude Era - but the product was fairly humorous in its Golden Age. Ted DiBiase kicking a basketball from the hands of a young child, a second away from winning $500, was even blackly comic in an era known for its family friendly leanings.

That core audience remained the target in 1993 - but even the youngest of children could not have found this absolute farce of a match even remotely funny. Setting the tone from the onset, Doink Mo - the face team were all dressed as clowns - stamped on Bastion Booger's foot in a scene more befitting a Dennis The Menace comic than a pro wrestling match.

Booger at one point decided to do a little dance before tea-bagging Doink Bushwhacker Luke. Rather than pin him, he decided to eat one of the bananas those jungle savages the Headshrinkers had at ringside. At one point, apropos of nothing, Doink Mo rode in the ring on a scooter. Chekhov's banana would factor in towards the finish, as Headshrinker Fatu slipped on its skin right before his elimination.

This match makes R-Truth look like an Arrested Development cast member.

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