10 Wild Outside Bets To Win The 2022 WWE Royal Rumble
6. Madcap Moss
If you put Vince McMahon in a chair these days, he's not as likely to act so animated that his old, incredible level of performance generates a meme.
The old "o" face he made when Stacey Keibler danced on his desk won't be replicated in 2021. He's simply not the same man that he once was. Put him in that chair now, for the purposes of an analogy, and you can put the next incarnation of Hulk Hogan directly in front of him and he'd barely squint out of those ancient eyes. He'd mumble his approval before swiftly changing his mind three weeks later.
The best means of getting over to the boss man now, if there is one, is to evolve into a bizarre composite of his specific tastes in a bid to capture his fading attention.
Which brings us to Madcap Moss.
Madcap Moss is a fairly handsome/telegenic man with a hulking physique and unseen athletic prowess. He also, and this is key, tells dire jokes on purpose in some awful pursuit of heat.
The only thing he's missing from the Vince checklist is a big ol' pair of silicone t*tties, so he's as good a shout as any.
Probability: 65%