10 Wild Outside Bets To Win WWE Royal Rumble 2020
9. Aleister Black
Some fans would pout at this development because how is he going to retire the Undertaker?
There's a certain mentality among the more ardent WWE fans. They pure love goths. Love them. They were aghast at the revelation that hot blonde Liv Morgan was having hot secret sex with hot blonde Lana because that meant she couldn't instead fanny about in the Firefly Fun House with dyed black hair.
Beyond this, it is absolutely imperative that any "dark" character retire the Undertaker. Bray Wyatt; Finn Bálor's Demon; Aleister Black; if the performer is even vaguely spooky, that performer must retire the Undertaker. If Jimmy Havoc rocked up in WWE, people would refer to him as the next Undertaker and not some cosplay garbage wrestler. He's got to give the Undertaker a paper cut with his P45. That sh*t is goth poetry.
Aleister Black has impressed hugely in recent weeks as a result of his intricately physical bangers with Buddy Murphy, and is a favourite pet project of Paul Heyman, whose influence must have grown with his zany HLA weddings scheme, which he has presumably booked as a means of distracting Vince McMahon.
"Aleister...Rumble...yes, yes, whatever..." Vince might say, as much of his focus is drawn to the imagined sight of four bouncing blonde breasts.
Probability: 65%