10 Wild Outside Bets To Win WWE Royal Rumble 2020

3. EC3

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Vince is what we call here in Britain a "cheeky bugger," which glosses over his sociopathy somewhat, but remains true. He will simply reintroduce a character overnight and expect you to receive them as a star just as quickly.

It's the quickest brush of his famed audience-of-one arrogance, and it invariably fails.

Darren Young? He isn't a tag team also-ran, no pal. He was great, and we need to make him great again.

Bobby Roode? Who? You mean Robert Roode.

Jinder Mahal? Enhanca-what? He's a main event act. Pay attention, you imbecile. You must need more recaps of what you've just seen.

EC3?

He isn't a guy I looked at without watching and thought 'He is more muscly and thus superior to anybody down in that NXT, and I simply must have him'. He isn't the guy I ignored almost immediately and then resented for not getting over.

He is, all of a sudden, a main event star! He poses in front of a mirror we'll put in the ring there, because he's an attractive ripped guy and you, the incel mutant, will resent him accordingly. He will call you an incel mutant, repeatedly, if you don't understand.

Probability: 5%

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