2. Someone Stole Jerry's Pizza
This only happened recently. And it still hurts. It still hurts so much. To promote a new tracking feature that Domino's were premiering, wherein you could track the progress of the pizza you ordered from the oven to your door, Jerry ordered himself a pizza live on RAW. And why not, he's a working man, he'd had a recent heart attack live on air, it's FINE. Throughout the next hour, they talked about how good that pizza was going to be, checking the live tracking of the order (which owing to them pre-capturing that image, showed Lawler's pizza as having taken 8 hours to be delivered) and Cole made sure to ask Jerry, during matches, "Hey Jerry, where's your pizza?" "Where's your pizza, Jerry?" "Hey Jerry, where's your pizza?" Guess what happened? The fans had STOLEN HIS PIZZA. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Yes, the camera panned to some soldiers that has intercepted Jerry's pizza, proving not only that Domino's are incompetent deliverers but that the US armed forces is populated with thieves who care little for plaintive hungry sobs of an old man who just wants his Pepperoni Passion. The fact that Lawler didn't viciously piledrive the culprits shows just how far the company has fallen. For shame. For shame about all of this.